The n00b adventurerer starts his day,
Spamming the town with constant /say,
/sh {help me out} {I want to make money}
I need Gilz so bad, It's just not funny,
I needz some new armorz for my war, ya see,
Ah screw it, I'm going to IGE.

(5 MINUTES LATER)



He spends his Gilz with no thought or heed,
At level 2, is a SH a pressing need?
And then, armed up with a pile of sh*te,
He heads out to level the rest of the night.
He dies to a goblin, a /shout goes out then,
{You can have this} {money} PL me one through ten.

He searches the zone to find a white mage,
Spams his offer to them,causing much rage,
When the white mage politely declines to PL,
The n00b tells them /say STFU NOOB AND GO TO HELL.
He thinks that by cursing he looks big and scary,
When in real life we all know he's fat , sweaty and hairy.

He sits there in his room,performing all sorts of tricks,
With a sheep doll, some lube, and an analog stick,
He cants help it you see, its the party's hot whm mithra,
(What he doesn't know is that mithras a Mister,),
He asks her for cyber , but gets no reply,
Wonders why this hot mama's not curing , she's letting him die.

What he doesn't know, but what i will tell,
Is hes lmao'ing about him in linkshell,
Telling them all what a n00b this guy is,
With his lame {hand} {job} {please}, he thinks he's the biz.
But everyone knows he's just lonely and sad,
Living at home with his mum and his dad.

He sends chatups, through /tell, using autotranslate,
The kind of thing all REAL girls hate,
{hands} {down} {trousers} {jerkin} {analog stick}
{please} {help me out} I need relief quick,
He goes afk, mid battle, for tissue,
From the manthra, a message >>Im going to blist you

Meanwhile the party is left with no tank,
Not that they notice, cos frankly, he stank.
He wouldnt provoke, and when they asked why,
He said "Cos then the mobz hitz me, and I dont want to die"
He can't do a skillchain, hell, he cant even hit,
Cos he still uses onion sword, which frankly, is sh*t.

So the party disbands him while he's still afk,
Get a new tank, and head on their why,
When the n00b comes back, he exclaims "What the hell!"
"They kicked me from party, well who carez, they smell"
So he heads to the beach where the party is now,
And starts to abuse the Galka, and how.

"You are a nub, your party was sh*t,
Well you kicked me and frankly I dont care a bit."
Well, as he's insulting the day turns to night,
And we all know what happens in dunes then right ?
While hes insulting others, and not paying attention,
A bogy is coming with evil intention.

Now, the bogys a good one, he takes out the trash,
(He's employed by the GM'S, they pay him in cash)
And if theres one thing that brings out a bogy in rage,
Its that godawful combo, the warrior/whitemage.
He readies his powers, and with just one attack,
He has that n00b squashed out flat.

The n00b has enough at this point , and logs out,
Sells his gil back to Ige and deletes his account,
He packs up his back, and departs for WOW,
And to this day, thats where he is now,
Things on wow may not be kickin'
But what does he care, at least he has chicken !

Cavellia
(Formerly Fatalillusion / Demonicangel - Leviathan)

eightieskhild: this SE window sucks

Ganiman: are you following their recomendations?

Ganiman: there is more to making it work properly than checking a box

eightieskhild: I know.

eightieskhild: you should be able to type your res...

eightieskhild: not just choose.

Ganiman: what game lets you type one in?

Ganiman: they always make you select from a list

Ganiman: even warcraft

eightieskhild: and city of heros.

Ganiman: they don't let you type it in

(9:52:53 PM 21) EightiesKhild: 21:49

Ganiman: it would be stupid for a game to let you set a resolution like... 100x8976

Ganiman: that could actually break your video card

eightieskhild: well I don't want my game to take up my whole screen

eightieskhild: but there isn't many choices for wide screen.

Ganiman: so give some constructive feedback instead of being whiny

Ganiman: when all people do is bitch and moan, it doesn't help

Ganiman: in fact, that makes it take LONGER to get it right

eightieskhild: do you have to be up there asses so far that I can't have a conversation with you. I wanted your feed back on my thoughts, not a defense from SE.

Ganiman: if you're gonna have that attitude, fuck off

Ganiman: seriously

eightieskhild: not an attitude.

Ganiman: you IM me bitching like a little girl

Ganiman: then you tell me I have my head up their ass?

Ganiman: you're the one with the attitude, /blist add - see ya

eightieskhild: no. I just don't see why you always defend them.

eightieskhild: You fucking prick

LOL i dream some of the dumbest things. Last night Ihad a dream i was the Green Lantern lol

wow I'm so close to turning 21 and i'm not even looking forward to it. All I can think of is... I'm almost 21 and ive done almost nothing with my life.