Batisita is an idiot. I HOPE HE DIES.

Batista's new book was released last week. It's been described as "controversial", but who knew Batista would reveal himself to be such a dispicable human being.

Here's a quote from the book that is nothing short of shocking:

Now, don't get me wrong, my ex-wife is the love of my life and I would never knowingly hurt her. However, while I was busting my butt on the road like a dog, she would sit around the house and do nothing. I mean, yeah, she had cancer, but she couldn't vacuum? And since the chemo made her "not in the mood", I had no choice but to have threesomes on the road. I mean, she's talented and I hated to see her waste her life like that when she could be a dancer, or maybe a nurse. But she's not a bad person and I take full responsibility for my actions, even though it was her fault.

Later in the book, Batista said that his wife suspected him of cheating. Batista claims he wasn't cheating on her yet, but started a "physical relationship" with WWE Diva Melina shortly after

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OMG SEXY

Brandis now been gone 2 days, and going on 3 days now. This is the longest I've been away from here in almost two years. It's driving me crazy. but she'll be back sunday morning. Hopefully I'll be ok.

13 Reasons to Switch To FireFox

1. You'll only see porn when you want to.

Sick of seeing pornographic pop-ups all over your computer while you're helping your daughter with a research project? Since Firefox blocks pop-ups, you won't get tons of porn in your face when you're least expecting it. On the flip side, since Firefox stops spyware from taking over your computer, there will be nothing to slow you down when you go and look for porn.

2. Your kids will only see porn when they want to.

Sorry, buddy... the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

3. Your computer won't spend its free time telling the world about Viagra soft tabs.

Experts say 80% of spam comes from hacked PCs. Firefox has much better security, so your computer will get hacked less. Do it for the children, the children! (caveat: reducing Viagra spam may also reduce total number of children.)

4. Mozilla doesn't inflate prices and use the money to vaccinate children in Africa.

Uhh... wait a second. Maybe Microsoft's monopoly hasn't been all bad. Better donate to Oxfam. Seriously, you should.

5. If we knew web designers would hurl themselves off it, we wouldn't have put the Golden Gate bridge so close to San Francisco.

Every year, hundreds of web designers take their own lives rather than continue the hopeless struggle of making their websites IE compatible. Is that what you really want?? Dead web designers????? Cause that's what you're going to get!!!!!! See if I care!!!!!!!!!!

6. Keep squinting and your eyes will get stuck like that, stupid

Unlike IE, Firefox makes it easy to make text bigger. Just hit Control and "+" at the same time. And Control "-" makes it smaller.

7. It will make Bill Gates soooooooooo mad.

Seriously-- super, super mad. And even more than Bill, let's think about Steve "I'm going to fucking kill Google" Ballmer for a second (actual quote). If there's anyone that's going to absolutely blow a gasket when they see this website, it will be him. (video proof of Steve Ballmer being a crazy, sweaty man.)

8. Mozilla has never made a talking paperclip.

9. Ritalin is fun, but A.D.D. is not.

Tabbed browsing, ad blocking, and pop-up blocking make it a lot easier to stay focused. Better for epileptics too: with Firefox's ad blocking ability, there won't be as many large swaths of flashing, pulsating colors on the websites you visit. Nothing worse than getting thrown into a seizure by a "Test your IQ!" ad.

10. It's like switching from dating a 14-year-old to dating an 18-year-old.

...for a 16 year old, we mean. You know, it's a win-win.

11. Reduce your weekly family & friends tech support load to 8 hours.

You won't miss hearing this:

"I verified my credit card number since the computer said it had spyware, but now I can't email..."

"Honey, I found a new business partner in Nigeria but I can't email him our bank account info because the internet is broken..."

"The Secret Service called this morning and said that our computer sent 20,000 scatalogical emails to the President..."

12. More effective than throwing pies.

Switching to Firefox works better than throwing a pie in Bill Gates' face. Pies just make him more determined, but Firefox steals his mojo.

13. Because the Department of Justice Lacks Balls.

They spent years and years on the Microsoft anti-trust suit and it did absolutely nothing to reduce Microsoft's monopoly. Great work guys. It's time to take the law (erm, the Sherman Antitrust Act of 1890?) into our own hands.

Kill Bill's Browser. 18 Oct. 2007 <http://www.killbillsbrowser.com/>.

This was my church for my entire childhood, up until September 19, 2003. Hurricane Isabel wrecked my home. Not only did my family and I loose all our earthly possessions but also our home. I remember standing in the drive way on September 18th talking to my cousin Jason about the weather. He asked me if I thought it was really going to hit or miss. I kicked a stone and told him... "These old timers have no clue what?s going to happen. This place is going to be distorted come tomorrow, you better get what you can now." It all seems like it was sooooooo long ago now. I had to go back to the High School today; it made me think about all this. I only had the clothes on my back, and I grabbed my tower. I and my family all went to Catonsville to wait the storm out. We stayed with a friend of my fathers. That?s when I met Melia and Ashley, good friends till the end. They did everything they could for me, for the next 2 weeks. All I can remember hearing about the night after it hit was that the Church was gone and people were in a state of panic. We couldn't get back to the house because the bridge was out. So we stayed in a camper. The camper wasn't so bad for the first week while my family and I waited to get to the house. Upon returning to the house we discovered that we had nothing left. We had to throw everything in the house away, even most of the Items in the attic. the Roof fell through in a few places during the storm. The next 8 months of My SENIOR YEAR were spent in a camper. We couldn't rebuild because, we didn't have the money. FEMA didn't want to help us out in anyway what so ever. The walls inside the house were full of mildew, the roof had holes and the floor was very brittle. I ended up throwing everything I didn't take with me out. This was one of the hardest parts of my life. I still have the proofs to my senior pictures. While all this was happening no one in school realized that I lost everything I owned, so I was messed with for the next two weeks for having no socks and only 3 tee-shirts. I had to live the remainder of my senor year in a camper in my grand-parents back yard. We never moved back.



This is the Bridge to the island i grew up on. the day after the flood.